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[Madhuri, Gupta, and Manmeet conversing]
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Ahem!
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You're sitting at our table.
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Get up.
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This table doesn't
belong to you.
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We have half an hour
for lunch.
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We have important work
to do.
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Get... up.
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You're not better than us.
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We provide tech support
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for companies like
Apple and Microsoft.
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You, sell plastic vomit.
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Get... up.
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We're not scared of you.
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I'm sligly scared.
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Why don't you
speak to my hands?
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You're pathetic.
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It's "talk to the hand".
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You work at a call center,
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and you don't even know
how Americans speak?
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Drop some science
on this fool.
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Yeah! You better check yourself
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before you wreck yourself.
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Aw! You just got served.
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- No, I got my food from...
- In your face!
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In all of your faces.
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Now... Get up!
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We're not moving.
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Find another table.
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This isn't over.
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Your mouth just wrote a check
your ass can't cash.
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Word.
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The joke's on them.
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I don't even have
a checking account.
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[all laughing]
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[all stop laughing]
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[Indian-themed pop music]
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Please,
you have to help me.
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I don't know...
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It has to be now!
He'll be here any minute.
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Okay.
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Afternoon, sir...
shouldn't you go?
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Don't you have a lot of things
to prepare for the holiday?
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Yes, I do have...
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- I should go.
- What holiday?
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What holiday?
[laughing]
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Oh, you really don't know.
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Today is Vindaloo Day.
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Vindaloo?
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Yes! It is Vindaloo Day.
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Oh, I've seen that
on the menu.
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I thought... I thought
that was some kind of food.
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Yes! Of course!
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Uh, the dish is named
after the God Vindaloo.
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In a time before time people ate
the blandest of foods
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til Lord Vindaloo
manifested himself
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and spice burst forth
from his forehead.
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Is that why some people have
that dot on their forehead?
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It's like a... it's like
a symbolic... cork.
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You did not just say
"symbolic cork".
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I'm sorry. I just... I've never
heard of this holiday before.
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Why would you?
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This country's just
a cash register to you.
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Hm. I wonder why no one's ever
said anything about it to me.
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Everyone is focusing on
finishing work early
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so that they can go home
and be with their families.
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That's why it's a half day today.
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Ooh. I didn't tell corporate
we were taking a half day.
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No one works after lunch
on Vindaloo Day.
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The building will be locked.
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And you should grab a taxi now
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because if you
have to walk home,
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people in the street
celebrating
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will pelt you with spice.
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Oh! Well, thanks.
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Happy Vindaloo Day?
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Actually, it's Jolly Vindaloo Day.
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May your life
be filled with flavor.
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Flavor.
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All right.
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Well, um,
Jolly Vindaloo Day.
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I'll see you guys tomorrow.
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Sweet.
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[sighs heavily]
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Jolly Vindaloo Day, guys.
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Flavor.
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Ladies, jolly Vindaloo Day.
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Jolly Vindaloo Day.
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Hey! Vin-da-loo.
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Ah, it's a busy day
for you, huh?
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It's, uh,
it's my first Vindaloo Day,
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So just give me a pound
of your best throwing spice.
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Okay.
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[laughing]
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Hey, Charlie, may your life
be filled with flavor.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Oh, come on, man, get in
the spirit of Vindaloo Day.
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You want to throw
some spices with me?
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Vindaloo Day?
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Yeah, the holiday.
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We'll just see about that.
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What is that?
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When I first started here
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some of my employees
scammed me
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and got out of work
by making up fake holidays.
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Hell, they all
sound fake to me.
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So I made up a cheat sheet
with the real Indian holidays.
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Diwali, Durga Puja,
Ganpati...
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I repeat, these are the real ones.
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Nope, there's
no Vindaloo Day on here.
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Looks like you've been
holi-duped.
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No Vindaloo Day?
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What am I gonna do
with all this saffron?
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Don't feel bad.
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For elephant day
my workers tricked me
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into painting my face
and walking around
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with the pockets
pulled out of my pants.
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It was all fun and games
till I whipped out the trunk.
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Why would Rajiv
make up a holiday?
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And why would Asha
go along with it?
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It's not like either of them
want to get out of work.
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Maybe they want
to get you out of work.
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This feels weird.
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Hey, Rajiv lied to me.
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I don't feel weird
about spying on him.
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No, usually when I do this
I'm covered in deer urine.
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Why's he sitting at my desk?
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Sir! A new shipment.
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This saffron is perfect
for throwing on Vindaloo Day.
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Hey, there is no Vindaloo Day!
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Be that as it may,
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it doesn't make the saffron
any less delicious.
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Beat it!
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Here.
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Check out the suit.
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Who's this guy?
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He's looking over
your workers.
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I'd bet my right walnut
that's a headhunter.
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You're about to lose
your best people.
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That doesn't make any sense.
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How would losing
the best workers help Rajiv?
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He'll get a kickback.
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A lot of managers do it.
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How do you think
I paid for my Lasik?
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Depak, phone operator;
Sandip, office manager.
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No way, no way.
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I'm not losing
my best and brightest.
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I've been teaching them
all about American culture.
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I'm the one
who taught them about
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tramp stamps and jager bombs
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and how to spell "booze"
on a calculator.
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You can do that?
That's a real thing?
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[sighs]
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9-00-9.
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5!
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Boobs.
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I can manage the workers
with this headset.
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At the end of the day
I'm responsible for everything.
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Stop! Right there!
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This is beneath even you,
Rajiv!
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And you are?
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I am sick and tired
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of you doing things
behind my back.
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I'm sorry about this.
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Sometimes the tourists
get crazy with the heat.
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It will be okay!
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Go back to your hotel
and have a lime Rickey!
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You're wasting your time
talking to him.
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My workers aren't
going anywhere.
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All right,
I'm the manager here.
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He's the assistant manager.
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He has no authority
to be dealing with you.
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Assistant Manager?
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Sir, you know how Americans
play fast and loose
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with titles.
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Colonel Sanders.
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The Burger King.
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Lady Marmalade.
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You are not a manager!
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But you're a liar!
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You will never marry
my daughter!
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Wait. So...
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He's not a headhunter?
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He was going to be
my father-in-law.
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Okay, sir, let me
read that back to you.
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You want ten bubble machines,
a case of condom hats,
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and a hundred wacky chickens!
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Ha, y'all got that right.
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Tell ya what, partner.
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Why don't you
throw in a hundred
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of those glow-in-the-dark owls
to scare those critters
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off my property.
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Of course, sir!
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Your total comes to $3,180.
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If I could please just
put you on hold for one second
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while I process your order.
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All right, son.
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I just broke
the sales record!
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Hah!
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Go, Gupta! ... Go, Gupta!
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It's your bonus! ... It's your bonus!
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Your total comes to $4,300.
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What?
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Can I get it rush delivery?
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'cause, like,
all of your products
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are, like, totally awesome!
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I, like, totally
agree with you. Heh heh!
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If I could put you on hold
while I process your order.
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Thank you.
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Yes!
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Yes... sorry, Gupta.
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I just crushed
your order, man.
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Now, with my bonus,
I'll give my sister
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the money she needs
to go back to school.
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Wait! No.
I want an iPod.
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Actually, you are both
celebrating hastily.
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A gentleman from Chicago
just ordered
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adult-sized taco costumes
for his entire marching band.
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The record... is mine.
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This is the greatest moment
of my life.
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And perhaps all my previous ones.
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[knocking on window]
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Oh, hello.
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Oh, no.
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Sir, could I please have
the credit card number?
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There ain't
no credit card, son.
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So, in conclusion,
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suck it, suck it,
and suck it!
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Suck what?
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Todd, we have been humiliated.
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Gupta may be used to it,
but for us this is quite a blow.
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We need revenge.
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How can we get them back?
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Yeah... N-not now, guys.
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Yeah, hi, Rajiv.
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It's another message from
your manager, the real one.
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Look, uh, I know you're dealing
with some personal problems,
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but you're gonna have
some work problems, too,
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if you don't come back here.
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So now you're doing
Rajiv's bidding?
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This is the guy that cancelled
take your daughter to work day
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when he found out he couldn't
make the girls work.
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Todd, he told me Vimi's father
was making a surprise visit
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and if I didn't help him,
he would lose Vimi forever.
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Oh, come on!
Lose her forever?
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Rajiv is a love match.
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And he had to become a manager
to prove to Vimi's father
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that he was worthy.
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And now he's out.
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And I'm sure Vimi's family
will move on.
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What do you mean,
move on?
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They'll arrange a marriage
with someone they prefer.
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But that's crazy!
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Who lets their parents pick
who they're gonna marry?
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Todd! That's exactly
what I'm doing, remember?
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Oh...Asha, please,
not every story is about you.
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Let's just focus on Rajiv
right now.
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Okay?
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We can't let him
just give up.
261
00:10:13,939 --> 00:10:16,040
I'm going to talk to him.
262
00:10:16,108 --> 00:10:19,310
Well, I know where he lives.
I'll get his address.
263
00:10:19,378 --> 00:10:22,479
That's interesting.
264
00:10:22,547 --> 00:10:23,747
What?
265
00:10:23,815 --> 00:10:26,549
Well, you're planning
an arranged marriage,
266
00:10:26,616 --> 00:10:28,584
but you just risked your job
267
00:10:28,651 --> 00:10:31,086
to help someone
with a love marriage.
268
00:10:31,153 --> 00:10:33,288
What does that say about you?
269
00:10:37,793 --> 00:10:39,727
Hello, sir? Hello?
270
00:10:39,794 --> 00:10:41,762
I don't care how many limbs
you're missing.
271
00:10:41,830 --> 00:10:43,597
I am not sharing my MandMs.
272
00:10:43,665 --> 00:10:45,799
Excuse me,
Todd's large friend.
273
00:10:45,867 --> 00:10:47,167
Oh, you guys.
274
00:10:47,235 --> 00:10:48,435
We need your help.
275
00:10:48,502 --> 00:10:49,435
I'm not surprised.
276
00:10:49,503 --> 00:10:50,736
The answer's no.
277
00:10:50,804 --> 00:10:52,805
We need your help getting
revenge on someone.
278
00:10:52,873 --> 00:10:54,072
You are a hunter.
279
00:10:54,140 --> 00:10:57,008
You are used to stalking prey
and laying traps.
280
00:10:57,076 --> 00:11:00,444
There is a darkness
about you.
281
00:11:00,511 --> 00:11:02,178
All right, you can
stop buttering me up.
282
00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:03,780
What's this about?
283
00:11:03,847 --> 00:11:04,880
We need to get someone back
284
00:11:04,948 --> 00:11:07,182
with a vintage,
American-style prank.
285
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,750
Well, I am the guy
that got my fraternity
286
00:11:08,817 --> 00:11:09,751
kicked off campus.
287
00:11:09,819 --> 00:11:11,319
What did you do?
288
00:11:11,386 --> 00:11:13,320
The settlement prevents me
from talking about it.
289
00:11:13,388 --> 00:11:15,622
Let's just say
I'm not here by choice.
290
00:11:15,690 --> 00:11:17,657
And my real name
isn't Charlie.
291
00:11:17,725 --> 00:11:18,891
Will you help us?
292
00:11:18,959 --> 00:11:21,229
Sure, but let's get
one thing straight.
293
00:11:21,297 --> 00:11:23,565
I don't know you,
and you don't know me.
294
00:11:23,632 --> 00:11:25,166
We never met.
295
00:11:25,234 --> 00:11:28,202
I am Madhuri.
This is Gupta and Manmeet.
296
00:11:28,269 --> 00:11:30,371
That's a good idea.
Make up silly code names.
297
00:11:32,674 --> 00:11:34,074
[knocking on door]
298
00:11:38,178 --> 00:11:41,113
To what do I owe
this honor/inconvenience?
299
00:11:41,180 --> 00:11:42,881
I want to talk
if that's okay.
300
00:11:47,151 --> 00:11:49,018
I've never seen you
without a tie.
301
00:11:49,086 --> 00:11:52,755
Honestly, it's a little weird
to see you in a wife beater.
302
00:11:52,822 --> 00:11:54,189
A what?
303
00:11:54,257 --> 00:11:57,225
Well, in America, we call that
kind of t-shirt a wife beater.
304
00:11:57,292 --> 00:11:59,060
Ironic, isn't it?
305
00:11:59,128 --> 00:12:00,729
For I have no wife to beat.
306
00:12:00,797 --> 00:12:03,432
Yeah, that's, uh,
that's sort of why I came.
307
00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:06,167
Look, Rajiv, I hate to think
you're gonna give up
308
00:12:06,235 --> 00:12:07,202
on marrying Vimi.
309
00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:08,202
Save your breath.
310
00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:09,670
Her parents are
already pushing her
311
00:12:09,737 --> 00:12:11,138
towards another man
who is a manager.
312
00:12:11,205 --> 00:12:12,805
I cannot compete
with Harshit.
313
00:12:12,873 --> 00:12:15,408
[laughing]
314
00:12:15,475 --> 00:12:17,009
Wait... Harshit?
315
00:12:17,077 --> 00:12:18,177
That...
[laughing]
316
00:12:18,244 --> 00:12:19,811
That's his name?
317
00:12:19,879 --> 00:12:21,546
Are you kidding me?
318
00:12:21,614 --> 00:12:24,482
Yes. I'm very much
in a joking mood.
319
00:12:24,549 --> 00:12:26,283
Oh, come on, man!
320
00:12:26,351 --> 00:12:30,153
You can't lose out
to a guy named... Harshit!
321
00:12:30,221 --> 00:12:33,656
That's just... Harshit!
322
00:12:33,724 --> 00:12:35,258
Yes?
323
00:12:36,559 --> 00:12:38,260
I'd like you
to meet my father.
324
00:12:38,327 --> 00:12:39,861
His name is also Harshit.
325
00:12:39,929 --> 00:12:41,697
Hello.
326
00:12:44,033 --> 00:12:45,233
I work with Rajiv.
327
00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:46,333
Sorry I came unannounced.
328
00:12:46,401 --> 00:12:48,769
I just feel like
it's kind of my fault
329
00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:50,303
that the marriage
with Vimi is off.
330
00:12:50,371 --> 00:12:51,338
What?!
331
00:12:51,405 --> 00:12:52,605
The marriage is off?
332
00:12:52,673 --> 00:12:54,574
Rajiv, what happened?
What did you do?
333
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,508
[speaking hindi]
334
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,643
I thought he knew!
I'm sorry!
335
00:12:58,711 --> 00:12:59,644
Not at all!
336
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,079
While you're here,
337
00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:02,681
is there anything else
in my life you'd like to ruin?
338
00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:04,048
Perhaps you'd like to smash
this bowl I made as a child.
339
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,851
Rajiv, you can't let her go
without trying.
340
00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:08,052
All right?
341
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,521
I made that mistake
with Jennifer Snyder.
342
00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:12,890
Her dad thought
his daughter was too good
343
00:13:12,957 --> 00:13:14,824
to go out with a guy
who worked at Bennigan's.
344
00:13:14,892 --> 00:13:17,259
I didn't fight for her.
She wound up with another guy.
345
00:13:17,327 --> 00:13:20,128
I'll always wonder if we could
have had something special
346
00:13:20,196 --> 00:13:23,831
rather than just that... that
quickie in the walk-in freezer.
347
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:28,234
Thank you for that lovely tale
about defiling a young woman.
348
00:13:28,302 --> 00:13:30,402
No, Rajiv, my point is,
I gave up.
349
00:13:30,470 --> 00:13:33,071
Now, are you ready
to give up on a woman
350
00:13:33,139 --> 00:13:35,273
who looks past your temper?
351
00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:36,841
The lies?
352
00:13:36,909 --> 00:13:38,275
The cologne?
353
00:13:38,343 --> 00:13:40,177
Your whole deal?
354
00:13:40,244 --> 00:13:41,511
Really?
355
00:13:47,851 --> 00:13:49,384
Even if it's
for the last time,
356
00:13:49,452 --> 00:13:51,286
Vimi's father
will hear from me.
357
00:13:51,354 --> 00:13:53,121
I must get dressed.
358
00:13:53,188 --> 00:13:56,224
Yeah, you might
also wanna, um...
359
00:13:57,792 --> 00:13:59,425
Fine.
360
00:13:59,493 --> 00:14:01,260
I meant shave.
361
00:14:01,328 --> 00:14:03,629
Why did you not say that?
I thought it was your custom!
362
00:14:03,697 --> 00:14:05,297
Mm.
363
00:14:05,365 --> 00:14:06,798
Mm-mm.
364
00:14:12,938 --> 00:14:16,940
[horns honking]
365
00:14:17,008 --> 00:14:18,875
All right.
366
00:14:18,943 --> 00:14:20,743
What do all these people
have in common?
367
00:14:20,810 --> 00:14:23,011
They're connected
by string.
368
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,879
They are the enemy.
369
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,047
And I have a plan
to ensure
370
00:14:26,114 --> 00:14:28,148
they never give you
table trouble again.
371
00:14:28,216 --> 00:14:31,251
It's called "fire escape".
372
00:14:31,318 --> 00:14:32,919
Oh, that sounds good.
What do we do?
373
00:14:32,986 --> 00:14:34,520
We set fire to their stuff,
374
00:14:34,588 --> 00:14:35,887
then we escape.
375
00:14:35,955 --> 00:14:37,889
That's it?
376
00:14:37,957 --> 00:14:39,891
I think that's just called arson.
377
00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:41,727
Here's what I need from you.
378
00:14:41,794 --> 00:14:42,761
Smiley, two cans of gas.
379
00:14:42,829 --> 00:14:45,430
Eyeballs, road flares.
380
00:14:45,498 --> 00:14:47,432
High pants...
[cocks crossbow]
381
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:50,000
[all gasp]
382
00:14:50,068 --> 00:14:53,003
This is the eagle eye XR-7.
383
00:14:53,070 --> 00:14:55,972
It can shoot a flaming arrow
300 yards.
384
00:14:56,039 --> 00:14:58,474
You got one shot.
Do not miss.
385
00:14:58,541 --> 00:15:01,576
We were thinking something
more along the lines of
386
00:15:01,644 --> 00:15:03,911
itching powder
on their keyboards.
387
00:15:03,979 --> 00:15:07,480
Oh. I see.
388
00:15:07,548 --> 00:15:09,682
All right.
I like it.
389
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,584
Itching powder
on their keyboards.
390
00:15:11,652 --> 00:15:14,187
Then when their guard's down,
we torch their stuff.
391
00:15:14,255 --> 00:15:17,423
Yeah! Mwah!
392
00:15:17,490 --> 00:15:20,558
How do we tell him "no"
without upsetting him?
393
00:15:20,626 --> 00:15:23,427
Who's high pants?
394
00:15:23,495 --> 00:15:25,595
It's Gupta.
395
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:28,797
Man, I've never been
to this part of town.
396
00:15:28,865 --> 00:15:30,198
- It's nice.
- Yes.
397
00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:31,533
Vimi's father runs
a steel mill.
398
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,167
He is very wealthy.
399
00:15:33,235 --> 00:15:35,069
What's that smell?
400
00:15:35,137 --> 00:15:37,237
That is the fresh air
only the rich can afford.
401
00:15:37,305 --> 00:15:40,740
They get first crack
at the sea breezes.
402
00:15:40,808 --> 00:15:42,141
How do they
get the breeze first?
403
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:43,442
Aren't we farther away...
404
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,178
I was fudging a fact
to make a political point.
405
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,445
Please! I have
a lot to think about!
406
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:48,247
Okay.
407
00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:55,186
All right, Rajiv.
408
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,988
Vimi's father would be lucky
to have you as a son-in-law.
409
00:15:58,056 --> 00:15:59,790
Yes, I'm a catch.
410
00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:01,958
I'm an Assistant Manager
to an American kid
411
00:16:02,026 --> 00:16:04,728
working for a company that
sells farting garden gnomes.
412
00:16:04,796 --> 00:16:07,330
Hey, gassy Gary is
almost pure profit.
413
00:16:07,398 --> 00:16:09,465
Come on, man, you know
better than anyone
414
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,267
that sales
is about confidence.
415
00:16:11,334 --> 00:16:13,402
So put your game face on,
go in there,
416
00:16:13,469 --> 00:16:14,736
and give it 110%.
417
00:16:14,804 --> 00:16:18,072
I do not need any of your
American sports clichés.
418
00:16:21,877 --> 00:16:25,111
Maybe one more cliché.
419
00:16:25,179 --> 00:16:26,646
Eye of the tiger, Rajiv.
420
00:16:26,713 --> 00:16:28,247
Tiger? Where?
I thought they caught it!
421
00:16:28,314 --> 00:16:30,682
It's just a saying.
Good luck.
422
00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:53,335
[doorbell rings]
423
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:56,638
[speaking hindi]
424
00:16:58,340 --> 00:17:01,843
Mr. Mehta... I'm sorry
for disturbing you so late.
425
00:17:01,911 --> 00:17:03,611
I have one thing to say.
426
00:17:03,679 --> 00:17:05,346
Vimi!
427
00:17:05,414 --> 00:17:08,649
Okay, you said
your one thing.
428
00:17:08,717 --> 00:17:12,018
I have one
overall thing to say.
429
00:17:12,086 --> 00:17:13,553
I intend to marry Vimi.
430
00:17:13,621 --> 00:17:15,288
There is
no one else for me.
431
00:17:15,355 --> 00:17:16,922
I have loved her
since I was nine
432
00:17:16,990 --> 00:17:19,658
and she protected me
from a bully at the bus stop.
433
00:17:19,725 --> 00:17:21,493
I told her someday
that we would get married
434
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,728
and then I would be
the one protecting her.
435
00:17:23,796 --> 00:17:25,563
The time, she did not
understand me
436
00:17:25,631 --> 00:17:26,864
because I was crying
437
00:17:26,932 --> 00:17:30,400
and my underpants had been
pulled up over my head.
438
00:17:30,468 --> 00:17:32,235
I am not a Manager yet,
439
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:33,869
but I promise I will do
whatever it takes
440
00:17:33,937 --> 00:17:35,605
to provide for Vimi.
441
00:17:35,672 --> 00:17:37,240
You can search the world,
but you will find no one
442
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:39,074
who loves her more
than I do.
443
00:17:51,086 --> 00:17:54,020
How'd it go?
444
00:17:54,088 --> 00:17:55,321
Wait, are you
doing that thing
445
00:17:55,388 --> 00:17:56,689
where you pretend to be sad,
446
00:17:56,756 --> 00:17:59,525
and then you go,
"Ah! I've got good news!"
447
00:17:59,592 --> 00:18:00,726
How many times
are you going to
448
00:18:00,793 --> 00:18:01,893
stick that foot
in your mouth
449
00:18:01,961 --> 00:18:03,161
before you get sick
of the taste?
450
00:18:03,228 --> 00:18:04,462
I'm sorry.
What happened?
451
00:18:04,530 --> 00:18:05,463
Let's just go.
452
00:18:05,530 --> 00:18:09,466
- Rajiv!
- Vimi!
453
00:18:09,534 --> 00:18:12,168
No one's every stood up
to my father like that before.
454
00:18:12,236 --> 00:18:13,636
Not even me.
455
00:18:13,704 --> 00:18:15,070
So we can get married?
456
00:18:15,138 --> 00:18:16,305
Uh, no, no.
457
00:18:16,372 --> 00:18:18,106
Your whole speech
really made him dig in.
458
00:18:18,174 --> 00:18:19,775
Oh.
459
00:18:19,842 --> 00:18:21,576
But I don't care.
460
00:18:21,644 --> 00:18:22,944
You're the one
I want to marry.
461
00:18:23,012 --> 00:18:26,314
- What about Harshit?
[snickers]
462
00:18:26,382 --> 00:18:28,816
He is a Manager.
He is your parents' choice.
463
00:18:28,884 --> 00:18:30,685
He won't be after next week.
464
00:18:30,752 --> 00:18:32,653
I'm going to meet his family.
465
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,787
I will say we went
for a walk
466
00:18:33,855 --> 00:18:35,655
and he put his hand
on my bottom.
467
00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:37,424
My father will be enraged,
468
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,259
and I will be done
with this Harshit forever.
469
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:40,260
[chuckles]
470
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:42,061
[kicks rickshaw]
471
00:18:44,197 --> 00:18:45,630
I will wait for you.
472
00:18:45,697 --> 00:18:48,199
I meant what I said.
I will become Manager.
473
00:18:48,267 --> 00:18:50,768
Of course you will.
I believe in you.
474
00:18:50,836 --> 00:18:54,237
All you have to do is
get rid of that fool Todd.
475
00:18:54,305 --> 00:18:58,141
Hello. I'm Todd.
476
00:18:58,209 --> 00:18:59,576
So nice to meet you.
477
00:18:59,643 --> 00:19:01,343
I have heard only good things.
478
00:19:09,726 --> 00:19:12,628
[traditional hindu music]
479
00:19:18,334 --> 00:19:20,836
Really?
480
00:19:20,903 --> 00:19:22,971
You haven't learned
your lesson yet?
481
00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:24,705
I don't think
you want to sit there.
482
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:25,939
[new York accent]
Unless...
483
00:19:26,006 --> 00:19:27,440
Somebody wants
to get whacked.
484
00:19:27,508 --> 00:19:29,275
Know what I'm saying?
485
00:19:29,343 --> 00:19:31,810
Badda bing. Track suit.
Chest hair.
486
00:19:33,846 --> 00:19:35,680
Okay, fine.
You got us.
487
00:19:35,748 --> 00:19:37,048
You can have the table.
488
00:19:37,116 --> 00:19:39,717
That is better.
489
00:19:49,693 --> 00:19:52,728
[all grunting, groaning]
490
00:19:52,796 --> 00:19:56,832
[laughter]
491
00:19:56,899 --> 00:19:58,199
Get up.
492
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:08,035
493
00:20:08,085 --> 00:20:12,635
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